(Official title: Housekeeper / Site Superstar)
🗓 Monday–Friday ⏰ 9.30am–2.30pm
📍 Polka Dot Farm, Tye Common Road, Billericay, CM12 9SD
Do you get an odd sense of joy from straightening a crooked doormat?
Or making things look just right?
Do you instinctively pick things up, put things away, and make spaces feel better?
Are you a natural organiser, a quiet fixer, a behind-the-scenes hero?
If you’re nodding enthusiastically, we think you might be our next Farm-ly Fairy 🧚♀️
Here at Polka Dot Farm, we’re looking for a Housekeeper Extraordinaire. The kind of person who keeps everything ticking along beautifully and makes everyone else’s day that bit easier.
✨ What’s the role?
You’ll be the magic that happens between the moments. Flitting from task to task, you’ll make sure the nursery is organised, stocked, welcoming and ready for action.
We already have a full cleaning team who work after hours, so this isn’t a heavy cleaning role. It’s much more about organisation, making life easier for our team and keeping the site running smoothly.
No two days are the same. One morning you might be restocking nappies and wipes (tiny humans are impressively efficient!) the next you’ll be checking in on our chickens to make sure they’re fed and happy.
When guests visit, you’ll help the site look its best (and of course, pop the kettle on ☕)
Laundry? That’s yours too. fresh, folded and fabulous is the aim.
Genuinely, the role is in place to give our team more time to concentrate on the most important thing – looking after our children.
This is a role where you’ll be genuinely valued. Everyone at the nursery plays their part, and this one quietly holds it all together.
You’ll often be the first friendly face people see, so warmth, smiles and good vibes are essential. We hire on attitude, not aptitude and we want kind, happy people who are lovely to be around.
Bonus points if you can confidently belt out a nursery rhyme or two 🎶
🌸 Who we’re looking for:
😁 Someone with a brilliant personality and a sprinkle of zest
😊 A natural do-er, fixer and organiser
🧼 Someone who takes pride in tidy, well-run spaces
👯♂️ A team player who wants to make a real difference to our Farm-ly
💫 What’s in it for you?
✨ Family-friendly hours. We suggest 9.30–2.30, Monday to Friday, but we’re open to chatting about what works best
✨ A role that genuinely matters: this isn’t “just a job”
✨ All the wonderful Farm-ly perks (take a peek on our website!)
If you’re ready to bring your sparkle to Polka Dot Farm, we’d love to hear from you 💖
🌟 HOW TO APPLY 🌟
Please apply by EMAIL with a cover letter to Charlotte at hello@polkadotfarm.co.uk, telling us why you’d be perfect for the role, along with your CV.
🗓 Applications close: January 16th 2026 and the role will start as soon as possible (our current Farm Fairy is off travelling! ✈️)



